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PART 2 FROM WHITE LIES VIDEO: Then you get home and you're like, ehh I'm kind of hungry lets see what's in the refrigerator, and on your way there you see a note with a sticker on it from your mom that's like, hey sweetie I hope you had a great day at school please empty the dishwasher you little fucker, I love you! See you later. And you get like warm tingly feelings because you love your mom so much but fuck I really don't want to empty the dishwasher so you put it off for later because you're like, I have around 2 and half hours until she gets home so I can watch some TRL and eat a snack and I'll do it later. So you go into the freezer and hey oh my god bagel bites I thought Devin ate them all, but they were like sort of squished in the back so you were all excited that you found them so you make them and go sit on the floor in front of the tv and eat them and watch N*SYNC and oh my god you have the biggest crush on them because they're so hot and sing and dance and topics of their songs include love and they say things like, giiiiirrrrl, and that really gets you going but that one with the curly frosted hair is your favorite because he is the hottest one and sings all the main parts in the songs so you like him the most. His name is Justin Timberlake and you wish really bad he would just be your boyfriend already, he would totally like you so much and you could go to Twelve Corners and get pizza together at Great Northern Pizza Kitchen and get that one that's got like potato and cheese and sour cream and bacon on it that's your favorite, surly it would be his too, and then since he's older he could drive you to band practice in his car so this would work out great. Then all of a sudden its like 5:15 HOW DID THE TIME GO BY THAT FAST?? and you hear your mom coming in the door and you're so excited to see her because you love your mommy so much but FUUUUCKKK I DIDNT EMPTY THE DISHWASHER so you go over there and start unloading them and she's all like, ugh Jenna I asked you to do one thing, and you're all like I'm sorry mom I'm doing it nowww!! ahhhhh I don't like getting in trouble and you feel all weiiiirrrdd!! noooooo. But then she's like it's okay, I'm going to make tacos for dinner how does that sound and you're like yayyy I love tacos and you help her like cut up the vegetables and stuff and she cooks the meat and you have a nice time talking about your days together and then you sit down for dinner and you pour yourself a glass of orange juice even though its dinner time because it's just so delicious and you cannot get enough of it. Then you watch some tv together and laugh and then she has to go and ruin it and be like, did you do your homework, and you're like MOM ILL DO IT LATER I DONT WANT TO WE ARE HAVING SUCH AN ENJOYABLE TIME TOGETHER I hate school and my teachers aren't fair with all this work what the fuck I'm learning why do I have to learn so much my brain is tired and Full House is on come on. So then she trusts you and is like okay do it when you want, but then later you're really sorry you didn't do it earlier because it takes longer than you anticipated and is really boring and miserable so you sort of half ass it. Then you get ready for bed and brush your teeth and stuff and are like, goodnight mom love you, and she's like I love you too and you get into your bed that has sheets with fish on them because you like their fun colors and you get all snuggly with your stuffed animals and zip yourself up into that tent thing that you wish you had but don't. This video has nothing to do with that. Pandas.
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